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Bread Demotivational Poster

B.T.S. - Bacon Tomato Sandwich for when Im on a diet

TAGS: bacon fruit bread
Rating: 4.35/5

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spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:16 pm
no make it 24 large fries and a salad
maoworks2 - April 8, 2012, 12:25 pm
12 Eggs On The Side Please.

SESAME STREET... - breeding what we call muppets today

WINNER / LOSER - Bread - 1 Bird - 0

TAGS: bread bird
Rating: 4.3/5

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TAGS: breadman impenetrable egyptian riots helmet
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Xraptor79

- February 6, 2011, 11:55 pm
Please explain, Haw. (WTFO)
Hawamleh - February 6, 2011, 10:46 pm
it's not as funny when you know why he has the bread up there...
Reality Lord - February 6, 2011, 8:25 am

first posters i score highly. good first effort. keep going man

BRAAAAII-EH?!? - Monkey bread always fakes out zombies.


TAGS: wife recipe bread crackers sammich
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Iconoclast - February 22, 2011, 11:03 pm
It has been previously noted that we English speaking peoples are divided by our common language. In this instance I was using Motifake speak, a form of common language not taught in school. With all due respect to the Earl of Sandwich.
Iconoclast - February 22, 2011, 11:03 pm
It has been previously noted that we English speaking peoples are divided by our common language. In this instance I was using Motifake speak, a form of common language not taught in school. With all due respect to the Earl of Sandwich.
knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:26 pm
thehun wtfgdykaacatot usa if you can read this you may have a text or tweeting problem also to simplify it for you other peoples thehun shut it.
Claire - February 21, 2011, 10:15 pm
Did he just call us "yanks?"
rerun - February 21, 2011, 8:20 pm

at Motifake it is a sammich
thehun - February 21, 2011, 8:14 pm
when will you bloody yanks learn? its called a Sandwich!!!
autumnspirit - February 17, 2011, 6:29 am
It's close Louis! Do it! Quick! Before he comes home!

SCREWED - You have your food stuck around your neck, you have no hands, you are known for your stupidity, and your comrades will rip you apart once they see you.

BREAD HELMETS - Now that's using your loaf


TAGS: cat bread funny
Rating: 4.83/5

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lgvernon - June 16, 2013, 10:50 am

Thanks, everyone and LAWLS!!~Sorry about your screen, GaryO~~
Silverheart - June 16, 2013, 1:49 am

(to be read in David Attenboroughs voice) The domestic housecat is a cunning hunter. Here, you can see it disguised as a piece of bread in the hopes of being placed face down into tuna fi5h.
GaryO - June 16, 2013, 1:09 am
OK, it’s late, it’s Saturday night, I’ve got the munchies, and I now have atomized beer and whatever was in my nose on my screen. Thank you, LG.
steve1961 - June 16, 2013, 12:47 am
*Chortle* Look at Prissy with her "rye" [email protected]@
MissPriss - June 16, 2013, 12:27 am
5Looks like the poor thing has a terrible yeast infection.


TAGS: pzy racism assignment clander white bread
Rating: 4.65/5

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IxLOVExYOU - April 23, 2011, 8:35 pm
i lolled
djinnyf - April 23, 2011, 8:39 am
If you're promoting white bread, you sure offended me!!! It's not good!! xx

Had To -

TAGS: length breadth depth width yethery
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 16, 2015, 12:31 pm



TAGS: intimidation scarface bread protest
Rating: 4.7/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 6:55 am
Most excellent.
Reality Lord - January 21, 2011, 10:06 pm

how you say.....amsome?!?!
agdaniele - January 20, 2011, 3:18 pm

THE 70'S -

TAGS: pam grier adrienne barbeau lynda carter raquel welch greybreads memories
Rating: 4.68/5

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culos - December 13, 2010, 12:24 pm
and penicillin took care of things, you could move on and continue doing what you did wrong before....
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2010, 8:38 am
yep, you needed penicillin back then
forseti - December 13, 2010, 8:35 am
greybreads memories?? LOL...


TAGS: last supper bread wine stag party
Rating: 4.19/5

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boatoaf - March 3, 2011, 10:05 am
Love your stuff!
steph1 - March 3, 2011, 3:24 am
yea, i probably will - karma struck the moment i submitted
Reality Lord - March 2, 2011, 11:15 pm

you shall burn in hell for sure. niiiiiiiice steph....lol.

LIFE - You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.


TAGS: food bank bread mouse gross
Rating: 3.17/5

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rockntractor - November 28, 2009, 10:25 pm
The greatest thing since sliced mice?
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 9:07 pm
Please use black backgrounds, soundsofsugoi. Thank you!

METICULOUSNESS - Your Failure will touch the lives of others... and probably make them barf.

PI R SQUARED - PI Rn't squared. PI R round. Cornbread R squared.

TAGS: pie cornbread square
Rating: 1.9/5

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einseiji - July 7, 2009, 3:11 pm
By the way nice pixel attack there.
einseiji - July 7, 2009, 3:10 pm
Wasn't funny to me then sure isn't funny to me now.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 9:41 pm
My 1L pocket runs deep.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 9:41 pm
Just gonna keep posting thumbnails, huh todd?
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:36 pm
Pixel r squared= 1 lion.

OMG! - It's Jesus!!! Jesus has returned!

TAGS: jesus wine bread fish
Rating: 1.89/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 21, 2008, 1:50 am
Yea, turns out Jesus is an acid casualty from the sixties. He's a little OCD about wearing his meals before eating them. We just nod our heads and say "Sure, Jesus, you do what you have to do." sigh.


TAGS: rat baked sliced bread humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 12, 2013, 7:09 pm

Cannabal - September 12, 2013, 7:03 pm
Mmmmm, ratatouille.


TAGS: bread roe yummy cubby
Rating: 4.36/5

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MilDoc - March 17, 2011, 1:02 pm
I asked Steph1 that question-- she said "Unfertilized."
tellitlikeitis - March 16, 2011, 8:35 pm
Great one CB.

BOW TO YOUR CORNER - Bow to your own Three hands up and round you go Break it up with a dosey-do

TAGS: chicken in the bread pan kickin out dough
Rating: 4.36/5

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maoworks2 - December 4, 2015, 3:51 pm
Nuke-em Till They Glow !
MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:33 am
Another 5L Classic
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 10, 2010, 11:19 pm
Still think the 14 is most beautiful plane ever built! 5
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 11:11 pm
Oh yeah, thats a 5.
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 11:11 pm
Just don't swing your partner.
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:30 pm
Now, bombenade. 5L


TAGS: playboy tv star haller welcome back kotter greybread
Rating: 4.11/5

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Cubbybear - August 7, 2010, 1:59 pm
Call me crazy, but I always thought Julie Kotter was hotter.
suenero - August 7, 2010, 1:33 pm
Again, no disrespect meant, but are you googling "Angie Globagoski" or "Melonie Haller", because Ms. Haller shows up on Google images & Wikipedia with no problem.
rerun - August 7, 2010, 12:59 pm

under correct spelling she seems to have vanished off the face of earth
suenero - August 7, 2010, 12:43 pm
No disrespect meant, but check your spelling, and then hit google images. You'll see the images I found from my youth.
rerun - August 7, 2010, 12:24 pm

I gooled her, found a rather hawt asian chick with that name

REAL HUNGER - Is when the bread you were going to eat is ready to eat you.


TAGS: zombies dont want the simple metaphorical bread
Rating: 3.7/5

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MrRandom - January 18, 2010, 7:16 pm
El testo mundo commente
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 1:26 am
And when I saw it, I knew you'd say that. True story.
MrRandom - December 24, 2009, 1:22 am
I instantly knew this would be the one you would reference in your Hell poster, Produce.
LogicDude - November 23, 2009, 1:47 pm
Prolly the first religifake to make me LOL. 5L!
spacedog - November 23, 2009, 11:48 am
Nice work Random. 5Ls
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 7:40 am
Ha! Hilarious! 5/5 You know Jesus is going to be the cause of the zombie apacolypse. That's what they meant by Second Coming. What? Did you think he was going to reincarnate or something!? That's Hinduism!

JOEY LOGANO - The best thing since sliced bread.

TAGS: joey logano sliced bread
Rating: 1.33/5

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5150monkeylove - September 5, 2010, 9:09 pm
ok, so I wiki'd him and its his nickname. Is he better than himself? I still dont get it.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:30 pm

emmmmm, friction
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 8:29 pm
But, the teeth still have to be there.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:28 pm

in a rotting, decaying corpse type of way she is smoking hot today
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 8:27 pm
Farrah does?
rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:20 pm

she looks a little long in the toothe these days.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:18 pm

Ironic....I watched Logans Run last week.Farrah was horrible actress in that movie....and to think, it is being remade......RUNNER
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 8:18 pm
Jenny Agutter was sexy as hell back then.
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 8:17 pm
He doesn't look that old.
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 8:16 pm
Oh... so, he's being chased? Is this like Logan's Run? Is he supposed to get killed?
rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:14 pm

nope, it mean rectal vomiting at high speeds.
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 8:13 pm
Facetious means something pertaining to or containing poop?
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 8:12 pm
If you knew what facetious was, you'd get our humor.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:12 pm

@alohadud....we really don't care and are messing with each other. Please look up sarcasm on wikipidia
alohadude3 - September 5, 2010, 8:08 pm
There is this sight called wikipedia, Try it! Ignorance is not bliss. If you don't know what facetious is Look it up on wolframalpha.
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 8:08 pm
Did KD Lang and Keanu Reeves have a kid?
pzykosiz - September 5, 2010, 7:46 pm
that's good. were both clueless about this. at least it's not just me
rerun - September 5, 2010, 7:38 pm

that is a poor excuse....especially since I was going to ask YOU who he was.
pzykosiz - September 5, 2010, 7:34 pm
i don't watch car racing, so i've never heard of the guy.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 7:23 pm

you really have no idea who he is? Seriously?
pzykosiz - September 5, 2010, 7:15 pm
it too bad i don't know who he is. 1L

Things I Learned Growing Up -

Self Worth -

TAGS: importance greatness sliced bread
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 11, 2014, 8:59 pm
its the selfless, sacrificial pieces. They make good heros.
MissPriss - July 11, 2014, 7:57 pm
So do 5L freakin' mosquitoes and like the heel from a loaf of bread...I can't for the life of me figure out what that purpose is!

Decaying orbit -

TAGS: canada contest loaf of bread wonder toast
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 11:10 am
WTF is that all a boot eh? Greeny you're now officially banned from Canadian bacon! Screw it...maple syrup too! Now dawg on the other hand played nice...here boy...triple layered 5L bacon burger. Enjoy!
Greeny - March 1, 2014, 6:23 pm
It's trickery - just like that canuckian bacon!

LEISURE, FAMILY, MONEY - Pick any two.

TAGS: family earn father work breadwinner
Rating: 4.67/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 23, 2013, 1:49 pm
...and only pick a green tie on March 17th!

HALF A LOAF - is better than no sleep at all

TAGS: bread sleeper
Rating: 4.29/5

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Mice -

TAGS: mouse bread
Rating: 4.17/5

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Oldsod - March 17, 2014, 8:49 pm
...aaaaand a facepalm for 5uch a horrible pun. Nicely done, in my book.

FRENCH BREAD - Put It Next To German Bread And Watch It Surrender.

INNER CONFLICT - We all carry within us our places of exile, our crimes, and our ravages. Our task is not to unleash them on the world; it is to fight them in ourselves and in others.

TAGS: ginger fight bread men
Rating: 2.57/5

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Life - December 15, 2010, 8:08 am
whoa!? I totality was going to find a better pic :/ now every ones gonna hate it! NOOOOOOOOO

WORLD'S WORST DATE - A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and a fish?

TAGS: humor fish wine bread nigerian 419
Rating: 2.5/5

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GoForthAndDie - December 13, 2008, 3:50 pm
At least he'll feed you before going for the sex.
sardaukar - November 21, 2008, 10:54 am
It´s a 419 Eater
Dalek - August 13, 2008, 2:11 pm
sonofabitch thinks he's jesus

Emptiness -

TAGS: psychiatry pills meds food bread
Rating: 5/5
TheSanityInspector - January 15, 2015, 11:56 am
Okay, so why is this appearing as by "Guest"? I'm pretty sure I logged into my account when I created it. It's not in my profile, either.
maoworks2 - January 15, 2015, 9:38 am
Good One Friend.

SMART BREAD - Now more intelligent then 90% of the worlds population

new swag pigeons -

WHITE BREAD - Cause gangsta's are just playin'

Gigerbread -

Ginger Breadhouse -

TAGS: ginger bread house christmas tradition
Rating: 4.69/5

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mizzdizz - December 17, 2014, 5:34 am
That could also be surrounded by benjamins as wallpaper...su-igh..dreaming wistfully
MissPriss - December 16, 2014, 5:49 pm
Sod..that's how they did it in the old days? 5 bahas'!
MashiMashi - December 16, 2014, 12:07 pm
I'd vote but it keeps banning me



TAGS: wish sandwich 2 slices of bread does not a sandwich make
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - September 10, 2015, 10:38 am
and there it shall stay (shudder)
Greeny - September 9, 2015, 7:52 pm
there is always ketchup in the fridge...
GaryO - September 8, 2015, 3:49 pm
Jus jam those two slices together...jam sandwich